Privacy Policy
PRNKS Privacy Policy (aka “The Boring but Important Stuff”)
At PRNKS, we love jokes, pranks, and gags — but when it comes to your privacy, we take things seriously (well… as seriously as pranksters can). Here’s the deal:
Privacy Policy - the basics
1. What We Collect 🕵️
When you shop with us, we might grab a little info about you — but only the stuff we need, like:
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Your name (so we don’t write “That Guy” on your package).
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Your address (so your prank gift actually shows up at your door).
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Your email & phone (to send you order updates or the occasional “you’ll love this” note).
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Payment info (securely handled — we don’t go snooping in your wallet).
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Some nerdy tech stuff like your browser, IP, and cookies (the digital kind, not the ones with chocolate chips).
2. What We Do With It 🎁
We use your info to:
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Get your order from our lair → to your doorstep.
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Send you updates, offers, and sometimes really bad puns.
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Make the site smoother, faster, and way less glitchy.
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Keep out scammers and joy-stealers.
3. Who We Share With 🤝
We don’t sell your info to creepy data goblins.
We only share it with:
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Delivery heroes who bring your prank goodies.
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Payment processors (because “IOU” doesn’t cut it).
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The law, if they come knocking (we don’t prank the police).
4. Security 💪
We use strong security to protect your info. But hey — the internet is wild. So while we do our best, we can’t promise 100% bulletproof safety.
5. The Big Disclaimer 🚨
Let’s be real:
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Our products are fun, silly, and sometimes offensive (on purpose — that’s kinda the point).
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If your neighbor, boss, grandma, or random stranger gets mad at you for wearing/using one of our products — that’s on you, champ.
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If someone challenges you to a duel, you get banned from a family WhatsApp group, or your date walks out because of your prank — PRNKS is NOT responsible.
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By buying from us, you agree: “Yep, I know what I’m getting into. I’ll handle the consequences like a grown-up prankster.” 🎭
6. Your Superpowers 🦸
Depending on where you live, you may be able to:
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Ask us what info we’ve got on you.
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Tell us to fix or delete it.
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Unsubscribe from emails (though we’ll be sad).
7. Kids, Look Away 🚫
PRNKS is not for kids under 18. If you’re younger than that, go prank your siblings with toothpaste Oreos — and come back later.
8. Updates 🔄
Sometimes we update this Privacy Policy. If we do, we’ll post it here. No smoke signals, no carrier pigeons.
9. Talk to Us 📬
Got questions? Want to complain? Or just want to send us a dank meme? Reach out:
PRNKS
Email: connectwithPRNKS@gmail.com
✨ Final Word: Buy our stuff, laugh a lot, and remember — if things get awkward, embarrassing, or hilarious, that’s exactly how PRNKS is supposed to work.
