For moments when professionalism is the only thing holding you back.
This sweatshirt says what your tone almost did - calm on the outside, unhinged in the drafts.Ideal for office wear, passive-aggressive gifting, corporate humour lovers, and anyone who believes emails are just delayed confrontations.
Email Sweatshirt
Fabric:
100% cotton, 300 GSM fleece. Thick enough to feel premium, soft enough to never want to take off, breathable enough for everyday bad decisions.Fit:
Unisex regular fit. Relaxed where it matters, snug ribbed cuffs and hem so it still looks intentional.Care:
Turn it inside-out before washing (cold water only).
Low heat dry.
Iron inside-out because this hoodie deserves respect, even if you don’t.

















