When expectations are low but confidence is high. The Expect a Few Inches Tonight Eggplant T-Shirt features a smug little brinjal (you know the emoji) paired with a hilariously suggestive line that will definitely get reactions-giggles, smirks, eye-rolls, all of it.
Printed on a crisp white cotton tee, this design is perfect for date nights, parties, festivals, or whenever you feel like being outrageously unserious. Comfort meets chaos in a classic PRNKS-style pun that absolutely no one can ignore.
Expect a Few Inches Tonight Eggplant T-Shirt
👕 Fabric: 100% cotton, 180 GSM – strong enough to survive your “just one more biryani” belly, but still comfy enough for Netflix naps.
👔 Fit: Unisex oversized – basically a stylish potato sack you actually look good in. Longer length + droopy sleeves = instant street cred (and space to hide snacks).
🧼 Care: Treat it better than your ex. Wash inside-out in cold water, tumble dry low (not like your career). Flip it before ironing, unless you like “crispy fried” fashion.
