Every office has rules.
This calendar has opinions.
The Office Thoughts Desk Calendar – “Shit I Want To Say” Edition is your daily dose of suppressed rage, passive aggression, and brutally honest workplace thoughts- finally allowed to exist… in calendar form.
Each month hits you with a painfully relatable line that says exactly what you’re thinking but can’t say without HR getting involved. From “What fresh hell is this?” to “Shit I want to say at work but can’t”, this desk calendar is made for corporate survivors, startup warriors, and anyone who’s ever smiled through a meeting while mentally screaming.
Perfect for your desk, home office, or as a savage gift for coworkers who are one email away from quitting.
Warning: May cause laughter, nodding, and sudden emotional validation.