Some messages deserve to be delivered slowly, silently, and while burning.
The Middle Finger Candle is peak passive-aggressive décor-hand-sculpted attitude sealed inside a classy glass jar. It looks elegant from far away, offensive up close, and absolutely therapeutic when lit.
Perfect for desks, shelves, breakups, bad bosses, annoying relatives, or anyone who needs a clear but wordless response. This candle doesn’t just set the mood-it sets boundaries. Whether you light it or just let it sit there judging everyone, it gets the job done.
Minimalist jar. Maximum disrespect.
Because sometimes “no” deserves a flame.
Disclaimer: This candle gives zero explanations.