Not the BDSM your HR department is worried about.
This one's for the cold-call warriors, pitch-deck survivors, LinkedIn philosophers, lead-generation addicts, and salespeople who have been emotionally dominated by quarterly targets for years.
If your day involves chasing leads, handling objections, explaining ROI, and pretending "just circling back" isn't a cry for help, this tee was made for you.
A guaranteed conversation starter at networking events, startup meetups, marketing conferences, and sales reviews you definitely should have prepared for.