Some people read books.
Some people read signs.
Some people will rotate their entire body just to read your chest.
Congratulations. You've successfully identified the target audience.
The Sit On My Face Tee (Upside Down Edition) is engineered to waste a stranger's time before rewarding them with one of the most inappropriate punchlines imaginable. It's interactive. It's stupid. It's exactly what PRNKS stands for.
Perfect for:
People with the humor of a 14-year-old trapped in an adult body.
Making eye contact deeply uncomfortable.
Parties, festivals, bars, and HR's "evidence folder."
Warning: Neck pain not included. Emotional damage is.