Looks like a harmless self-help book.
Is actually one cucumber away from social exile.
This is a blank notebook disguised as an aggressively uncomfortable “academic” book, perfect for desks, cafes, metros, offices, and gifting to people who enjoy watching others squirm.
Inside: plain pages for notes, doodles, or pretending you’re deeply invested in… cucumbers.
Outside: a cover that guarantees awkward eye contact and silent judgment.
Zero actual erotica.
100% emotional damage.
Peak PRNKS behaviour.