History's worst dictator. Ocean's happiest mammal. One absolutely terrible idea.
The Adolphin Tee is the kind of joke that makes people laugh, pause, then question whether they should've laughed. Featuring a dolphin with a suspiciously familiar haircut, this design lives exactly where PRNKS likes to operate: in the grey area between genius and "who approved this?"
Adolphin Tee
👕 Fabric: 100% cotton, 180 GSM – strong enough to survive your “just one more biryani” belly, but still comfy enough for Netflix naps.
👔 Fit: Unisex – basically a stylish potato sack you actually look good in. Longer length + droopy sleeves = instant street cred (and space to hide snacks).
🧼 Care: Treat it better than your ex. Wash inside-out in cold water, tumble dry low (not like your career). Flip it before ironing, unless you like “crispy fried” fashion.
