Three life lessons. Zero employability skills.

The College Dropout Survival Guide Sweatshirt brings you the ultimate academic survival strategy:

• Stay in drugs.

• Eat your college.

• Don't do vegetables.

Is it good advice? Absolutely not. Is it going to make someone choke on their coffee? Hopefully.

For the academically exhausted, professionally confused and permanently online. This sweatshirt is basically a motivational poster that got kicked out of school.

Perfect for:

• Students who attend college for the canteen.

• Backbenchers with absolutely no academic ambitions.

• People whose career plans are still loading.

• Anyone who thinks vegetables are a government conspiracy.

Disclaimer: PRNKS does not recommend following the instructions on this sweatshirt. We barely recommend following our own advice.

PRNKS. Your parents' favourite clothing brand. Probably.