Jack of all trades? Nah. We've got commitment issues with hobbies, not people.

Meet the Hoe of All Hobbies Sweatshirt, the official uniform of people who have 17 interests, 4 unfinished projects, 3 abandoned side hustles and absolutely no intention of picking just one.

Started painting last Tuesday? Bought a guitar on Wednesday? Planning to become a professional potter by Friday? Congratulations, you're our target audience.

Perfect for:

• Serial hobby collectors.

• People with more hobbies than free time.

• The "I'll get back to it someday" club.

• Anyone whose Amazon cart is basically a personality disorder.

You're not inconsistent. You're just recreationally promiscuous.

PRNKS. Commitment is overrated.